I love mayonnaise. The really quality stuff... it makes almost everything taste better and I feel like a good chunk of the world is with me on this one. I eat it in moderation only because of the potential health issues related to indulging in it too much. I think as a condiment, mayonnaise is under appreciated in the US and more disastrously, Mike HATES mayonnaise.
It's become a joke when I'm preparing a sandwich for him (or an artichoke, or tuna salad or egg salad or veggie dip, or...) I'll ask "would you like mayo?" as I scoop it onto my delicious sandwich. And he'll reply, "horf" and begin gagging. I haven't tried to convert him - he's so repulsed by it that I don't think there's any way I could do anything to convince him how tasty mayonnaise can be and part of me just believes he must be lacking a certain part of his brain that really gets the awesome of a good mayo.
Part of it is mental - he can enjoy a well cooked dip or meal enhanced by the taste of mayo and it's not until the moment he sees the empty jar of mayonnaise in the trash bin that he can no longer enjoy the food he was scarfing only moments ago.
I'm tempted to make my own mayo and from reading recipes it seems really easy but I'm sure I'd probably manage to mess it up. Anyone have a killer recipe? A delicious aoli?
I dislike a lot of foods and condiments, but I don't think any of them repulse me the way that Mike is repulsed by mayo. I really (REALLY) hate peas... but I love split pea soup - it's a pea texture not a pea taste thing. Maybe the closest thing I've got is olives. Mike can eat olives like they're candy. I have tried time and time again to like them without success. I'll take a bite and really try to enjoy that greasy squishy dirt taste that Mike seems to love so much but it doesn't click. How can olive oil taste so wonderful when the fruit it's born from tastes like mud goo? It doesn't connect for me. Tapenades make my tongue twitch and a stray olive on a slice of pizza makes me lose interest in finishing the rest of my meal (ok, I'm exaggerating... I'm really good at eating around them.) So I suppose on a small scale I can relate, but it's a very very small scale. A miniature scale... for dollhouses.